{"id":5897,"date":"2022-04-01T15:10:31","date_gmt":"2022-04-01T19:10:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/?p=5897"},"modified":"2022-04-01T18:53:19","modified_gmt":"2022-04-01T22:53:19","slug":"april-fools-day-2022","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/birthmarked\/april-fools-day-2022\/","title":{"rendered":"April Fool&#8217;s Day 2022"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group\"><div class=\"wp-block-group__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:100%\">\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/RedBirdSea.jpg\" alt=\"Red Paper Bird on Foggy Sea\" width=\"213\" height=\"213\" \/><span style=\"font-size: revert; color: initial; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif;\">There\u2019s a spider on your back.<br \/><\/span>That\u2019s what we always told each<br \/>other on April Fool\u2019s Day<br \/>when I was a kid. I had<br \/>a tiny inchworm in my<br \/>hair for real this Tuesday night,<br \/>and even after a friend<br \/>removed it for me, I kept<br \/>expecting to feel the bug<br \/>dropping down my neck.<br \/>Still do.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There\u2019s a spider on your back.That\u2019s what we always told eachother on April Fool\u2019s Daywhen I was a kid. I hada tiny inchworm in myhair for real this Tuesday night,and even after a friendremoved it for me, I keptexpecting to feel the bugdropping down my neck.Still do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":5899,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[63],"class_list":["post-5897","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-birthmarked","tag-ha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5897","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5897"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5897\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5907,"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5897\/revisions\/5907"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5897"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5897"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.caraghobrien.com\/book\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5897"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}